I HATE REDDIT! I HATE REDDIT! I HATE REDDIT! [i added this shit, the one cursed with the idea to post it on reddit]

this is going on my resume

I AM THE WEBSITE HEADING RESPECT MEEEEEEE

erfect joke!

I'm kind of an HTML programmer myself

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

HELLO WORLD

Hello... World?

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World

Hell

what am I doing here?

Yeah

hi

it's me

Hi mom, I did it.

HEHE I CAN MOVE

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MARIO!!

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Big Fetus

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Hello World! Lord of the rings prequel trailer

I miss blinks

OP is a fag

It's me again, Hank the Cowdog.

omg im on the internet

this epic contribution of pure beauty was made by a totally anonymous person 😩😩😩😩😩🥵.

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Look Ma, I made it.

Hi yesy

Hi

1996 THE OWNERSHIP OF YOUR DOG/CAT WILL NOW BE TRANSFERRED TO ME EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

play Hatsune Miku Colorful Stage

Click here for surprise

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HTML is a programming language

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make it stop oh god

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Can I use this for my resume?

I need a project. I don't even know what that code stands for, I copied it from the comment on top of this and just changed the text. I just know basic Python and Java.

EDITOR NOTE: 54 pages of reddit comments filtered by myself, i did not add sus JS or any code which is bad